Guatemalan Lichas And Giant Kites Of Sumpango

Guatemalan lichas or rambutan

Lichas in Guatemala, Rambutan in Mexico

Starting this month I’m adding a new feature to the site. I will be offering a brand-new wallpaper calendar that you can apply to your desktop. My aim is to provide two versions, an item from Guatemala and a landscape/photo still, also seasonal whenever possible.

This month, the featured fruit are lichas, a scary-looking fruit, but gummy and sweet on the inside once you crack it open – we all know a few people like that.

Lichas, also known as rambutan, are thought to be native to Indonesia and Malaysia. Nowadays they can be found in Thailand, Philippines, and all over Central America.

The landscape picture of the month is that of the famous giant kites of Sumpango (barriletes gigantes de Sumpango). This All-Saints Day tradition takes place every November 1st in the towns of Sumpango and Santiago Sacatepequez. Click here to read more.

Sumpango Giant Kites

Giant Kites of Sumpango – happens every November 1st

The desktop calendar is available in a US-friendly version that features Sunday as the first day of the week. National holidays (Veterans Day and Thanksgiving) are highlighted.

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To apply the calendar to your desktop, follow the instructions below:

1- Click on the following links to get your preferred version; each of these links will open a new window (or tab) displaying the wallpaper calendar in the screen size selected.

LICHAS:  1920 x 1200 -&- 1920 x 1080

GIANT KITES: 1920 x 1200 -& 1920 x 1080

2- Right-click (or Ctrl-click for most Mac users) on the image. Choose the option that says, “Set as Desktop Background”, “Use as Desktop Picture,” or something to that effect. Keep in mind that the exact wording will depend on the browser you use.

3- If the image does not fit your desktop background like it should, you may have to go to your Preference options. On a Mac? Go to System Preferences > Desktop & Screen Saver > Desktop. Using Windows? Go to Control Panel > Display > Desktop) and choose “Fit to screen” as the display mode of your background image.

I hope you enjoy these and please share on our Facebook page or in the comments below which one you like best.

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Antigua Guatemala Patron Saint Day Celebration Photos

In Antigua Guatemala, Patron Saint day celebrations honoring Santiago Apostol (St. James the Apostle) happen every July 25th. Antigua was originally named Ciudad de Santiago de los Caballeros de Goathemalam, after Santiago Apostol, who was also the patron saint of the Spanish Conquistadors and is also Spain’s patron saint or protector.

While July 25th is the official day, there are activities happening in the city all throughout the month of July. They are a great opportunity to get a bit of the local flavor.

The photos below were taken on July 25th, during the traditional parade – schools from all over Antigua participate. Some schools have marching bands, others dress up in religious outfits, Spanish colonial-era costumes, or both.

I particularly enjoyed the “bullfighting”, which back in the day actually took place with real bulls, at Parque Central, back when there weren’t any trees, fountain, or benches to be found.

Enjoy the pics!

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Antigua Guatemala with Children: Best Activities Guide

If you’ve ever thought twice about visiting Antigua Guatemala with children in tow, don’t fret. It’s a safe place to visit, with plenty of activities for the younger ones, especially the more active ones.

As a father of a nine-year-old girl, I know kids become restless when they’re unable to release pent-up energy. Fortunately, there are plenty of places to do just that in Antigua. Here are our choices for kid-friendly places:

Playgrounds for children

The parks in Antigua are a relic of bygone eras. During colonial times, parks – or squares – were places to meet, socialize, see and be seen, and in the case of Antigua, to get your shopping done. Antigua’s Mercado (the food market) is long gone from the park, but Parque Central is still the best place for locals to socialize and people-watch, though you won’t find many children running around here. Free.

braiding kids hair at Parque Central

Getting hair braids at Parque Central is always popular with girls.

There are, however, a couple of public parks you can take children to and let them run wild. Plaza Belen (Calle del Hermano Pedro and Calle de Belen) is a good place to let the young ones ride their bikes/use roller-skates/ kick a ball around.

Another park can be found in front of the ruins of the church of San Sebastian (Calle del Chajon and 7ma Avenida Sur). This park, like the one above, is popular with young children. Next to the church’s ruins, there’s a small fenced in park with metal swings and other playground standard toys. It’s open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on weekdays. You can tip the attendant(s) that are in charge of keeping it clean one or two quetzals if you wish. Free

There’s also a tiny, no-name park just outside Antigua (go up a block on the side-street across from of the Nestle factory) that has a small playground if that’s what you’re after. Another interesting spot is Cerro de la Cruz, the hill overlooking the city, which has green areas for children to run amok in. Free.

For the typical playground experience, you’ll have to head indoors. McDonald’s (4ta Calle Poniente) and both Pollo Campero locations (Calzada Santa Lucia and 5ta Avenida Norte) offer big playgrounds. Get a dessert and bring a laptop/tablet (free WiFi!) to entertain yourself while the kids play, which is not a horrible way to spend an afternoon. Cost: meal/dessert, free if you’re shameless.

Another interesting place – though not so much for very young toddlers – is to go and explore Santo Domingo del Cerro. Part art gallery, part garden, this is an interesting place for children to wander around in within sight. Their small aviary is worth a look. Free.

If your children are the type who love climbing over anything and everything, Antigua’s ruins are great places to let your little explorer have a field day. Favorite ruins to explore due to size and interesting nooks and crannies are La Recolección and Capuchinas Convent. Cost is Q5 for locals, Q40 for foreigners, free for children.

climbing on of antigua's many ruinsExploring awesome La Recoleccion

Educational activities

Antigua is a living museum and just walking down the street offers all kinds of opportunities to educate your children about Guatemala’s indigenous culture. Encourage them to participate in fun events, if invited by the locals. Free.

things to do with kids in antigua guatemala

Having fun at Antigua’s Patron Saint celebrations

For educational aids, visit the colorful children’s library inside the old Compañia de Jesus Convent (6ta Avenida Norte & 4ta Calle Poniente), run by CFCE, which is open from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. If you bring your current address and a copy of your passport, you can even get a library card. Free.

For an offbeat option, check out Antigua Exotics, a reptile, and amphibian rescue center. Here, you can learn all about snakes and reptiles are endemic to Guatemala and which ones are safe – and which not – to handle. You can even earn a certificate that you’re capable of handling reptiles safely. That’s way cooler to take home than any travel selfie you can come up with. Q15 entrance fee.

A pricier option is Choco Museo (4a Calle Oriente), a chain of chocolate-making stores/workshop. Children can get their hands “dirty” making and taste their own chocolate creations in the process, which is a lot of fun. Cost varies by tour/workshop.

Entertainment for kids

CFCE (mentioned above) devotes Saturdays to children. They often have interesting workshops – you must register ahead of time, puppet shows, theater plays, and other entertaining activities for children starting at 10:30 a.m.

Occasionally, they’ll also have toddler-friendly activities in the rear courtyard. They also show children’s movies in their private theater, most Saturdays, starting at 4 p.m., though keep in mind that they’re often in Spanish.

Check the “Mininos” section of their activities calendar, which is posted by the entrance on 6ta Avenida Norte. Oh, and did I mention that all CFCE activities are free as well? Gloriously free.

children's puppet shows at CFCE

Puppet show at CFCE

Another option is to buy movies at the Mercado (starting at Calzada Santa Lucia). Yeah, movies are pirated – good luck finding legit copies in Antigua. DVDs cost Q5 – may be Q10 or more if you’re still stuck in “haggling is awkward” first-world mode. Depends on your bargaining skills.

An even more super-cool option is to rent a whole theater for yourself! Casa del Rio has a cozy theater, which they rent out for Q50 for up to four people, Q10 per person for bigger groups. They also offer nachos, popcorn and other movie-dining fares at 1960’s US prices.

Bring your own movie or choose one from their limited selection of Guatemalan-made movies. Just make sure you book ahead, as they often have workshops and other ongoing activities. By the way, the seats in the movie theater are relics from the 1960’s, belonging to Antigua’s last movie theater – now El Portal coffee shop and handicrafts market across from Parque Central. Q50 for up five people, Q10 for each extra person. Snacks extra.

If you’re not afraid of rusty mechanical rides, then your kids can have lots of fun at local carnivals. When Antigua has its month-long patron saint celebrations, the town opens a small theme park behind Antigua’s bus terminal (Avenida de la Recoleccion) with the requisite Ferris Wheel, cotton candy stands, and other carnival-type food.

Each town around Antigua will have its own patron saint celebration, so check out our Free Antigua Guatemala Visitor’s Guide for dates. Rides anywhere between Q5-Q10.

Pools and Water-Based Fun

If Antigua’s heat is getting to you – rare, but it happens – good luck finding a beach. The closest one is 2.5 hours away and not kid-friendly. However, there are very nice pools to jump into, though it’ll cost you.

The nicest kid-friendly pool belongs to Porta Hotel Antigua, which you can use for a fee (Q80 for adults, Q50 for children ages 5-10, under five years enter free). It’s not necessary to purchase a meal, as pool use is separate.

The pool is open to the public Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are for hotel guests’ use only. They do have a very nice playground, which is available all week. They also offer a Sunday buffet (Q170 per person, 12pm-4pm). Pool fees separate.

Porta Hotel Antigua Pool

Porta Hotel Antigua Pool

Antigua Exotic (mentioned above) also has a small pool, which you can access for Q20. Pool fee is in addition to entrance fee (Q15). Pool fee.

Finca Colombia is a nice alternative, though you’ll have to take a bus/tuk-tuk/taxi to get there. They’re only five minutes away from Antigua, on the road to Ciudad Vieja (Km. 48). They offer swimming lessons for toddlers up to adults, which you can buy as a lesson package deal. If you want to just use the pool, it costs Q30 per person. Pool fee.

Another pool you can check out, though that one is even further away, is the one at Parque Ecologico FlorenciaOnly a 10-minute bus ride from Antigua – just get on a Guatemala City-bound bus and ask to be dropped off at Florencia, which is halfway to San Lucas. The pool is barely OK and they have walking trails and huts in which you can sit and grill food if you wish.

The cost is Q20 for adults, Q10 for children under 10. Parking is another Q10. If you wish to camp onsite, it’ll cost you Q30 per person. No fee for pool use.

Parque Ecologico Florencia playground

The playground at Parque Ecologico Florencia

Zoos and Museums

This is beyond the scope of this article, but we thought it was worth mentioning since they’re easy day trips from Antigua. To visit a very nice zoo, head to Zoologico La Aurora, in Guatemala City. It’s next to Museo del Niño, a hands-on, interactive children’s museum.

Theme Parks

For a cool theme-park experience at a sixth of Disney’s prices, head to IRTRA Petapa. There are other locations throughout Guatemala, but this one is the closest to Antigua. Very nice park, with a zoo and Olympic pool to boot.

A Real Safari

Another favorite with a “wow” factor is AutoSafari Chapin, a drive-through safari adventure that’s a hit with kids. Don’t worry about bringing your own vehicle – they have vans that will drive you through the safari circuit. They also have a decent restaurant with a nice kiddie pool and another pool for adults. You can make a day of it and it’s worth every penny.

Malls

Additionally, there are traditional movie theaters in Guatemala City, all within easy reach. We like the one at Miraflores Mall. Tikal Futura Mall is next door and a bit grungier, but it offers cheaper movie tickets and food options. A taxi will take you there for about Q250, though a chicken bus from Antigua will drop you off right in front of Miraflores Mall for only Q10.

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Other cool things to do: https://okantigua.com/things-to-do-in-antigua-guatemala/

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Advice on Buying Guatemala Real Estate

Last week, I talked about the recent security problems that have cropped up in our neighborhood. You can read all about it here (Is Guatemala Safe?). I tend to avoid these meetings since they go on for hours and rarely much of anything gets accomplished. I changed my tune when I heard that some neighbors had proposed home searches to root out any thieves living in our midst. Being intensely private about my home, I was set on fighting it tooth and nail at the next meeting. The last thing I wanted was a stranger inspecting my house and taking note of my computer equipment and a few other valuables I had in my possession – I take good care to lay low and not flaunt anything I own.

Why Bullies Have a Field Day in Guatemala

It turns out the neighborhood is very divided about what to do, something one wouldn’t know just by sitting in on a meeting. Something you should be aware of is that Guatemalans dislike confrontation. Even when they disagree about something that’s being proposed, they’d rather go with the flow, say yes to everything and avoid making waves, even if they decide to do exactly the opposite afterward.

I learned all this at the “pre-meeting” meeting that happened last Thursday. Ahead of Sunday’s meeting, some neighbors had asked us to meet to devise a strategy of attack. Attack? Yes, attack. Since they agreed with each other, they had no problems voicing their displeasure as to why they objected paying the extra Q200 to buy additional cameras for the neighborhood.

The source of their animosity? The previous President of the Homeowners Association (HOA), who many had suspected of stealing funds and the brainchild behind the security camera proposal. He stood to collect Q18,000($2,250USD) – or Q200 from each of the 90 houses in the development – to purchase security cameras many suspected were worth far less. Not only that, he claimed during his previous administration that owners stood to receive Q8,000 for improvements from the builders, though it was later discovered the amount was Q16,000. He had also failed to provide a full accounting of all the money he had received during his term as President – many of the bills owed by the HOA remained unpaid when his term ended last year. It’s worth noting here that something similar happened with the treasurer of a previous gated community I lived in, so I’m 2 for 2 when it comes to living in places where HOA treasurers are corrupt individuals.

Despite all this, no one had brought any of this up during any of the meetings. Again, confrontation is not something in which Guatemalans are willing to engage. I spoke to a neighbor at length about this, and she was at a loss to explain it as well. I theorized that maybe it had to do with all those years living with a repressive government – which could easily get you killed, as is sadly happened with the father of my mother-in-law. Maybe it had to do with deeply ingrained politeness. Underneath it all, it seems most people here are afraid of possible repercussions – the “what might happen if I disagree,” something my wife brought up (read my last post).

Buying in a Residential Development

For all their bluster and encouragement during the “pre-meeting” about how they would band together and speak up against the ex-President, Sunday’s meeting was a flop. Nobody at the pre-meeting confronted the bully. Not even when the bully brought a representative of the security company to show off the cameras. When a neighbor asked how much the cameras would eventually cost, the salesperson hemmed and hawed and said a price quote had been submitted, completely dodging the question and slinking off with his cameras as fast as he could. Oh yeah, the fix was in, and it was apparent someone was going to get a fat commission for their trouble. Because the owner – not renters – would be liable for any extra payments – I decided to keep my mouth shut and hang back, knowing full well nobody would have my back should I engage the bully. That much was evident.

The meeting lasted about three hours, and many of the same points made and remade over again, without ever reaching a consensus. If you’ve ever heard a Guatemalan Congressional session – or US Senate debate on C-SPAN – you have an idea how the meeting went. Lots of talks, very little in the way of actionable ideas.

What I did learn was that if I ever decided to buy property in Guatemala, there was a slim chance to none that it would ever be in a new residential development. Based on all their griping about the construction company – of course, there wasn’t a representative present, so they felt free to complain – it’s obvious one should never buy based on promises made to add this or that improvement to the property. It’s very likely that whatever you get when you buy in, that’s what you’ll be stuck with. Of course, this probably doesn’t apply to long-established residential areas, though I’d still make sure to ask around how well-managed the HOA is. If it’s not in writing and signed by a legal representative of the company, don’t believe a word any real estate agent or seller says.

About Being an Absentee Landlord¡

Speaking of property here, I’d also caution you against being an absentee landlord. Last year, a band of 47 people (which included attorneys, land registry employees, notaries, and others) was dismantled. One of the lawyers connected to the fraud? The son of the former judge of Guatemala’s Supreme Court.

They targeted empty lots and houses in areas popular with expats (Sacatepequez and Izabal). With the help of government employees, they were able to determine who the owner was. Their favorite target? The elderly living in the US.

Once an absentee owner was found, they forged signatures on all paperwork and took possession of the property, to the surprise of returning owners. In some cases, the owners were murdered to discourage legal prosecution – read an article in Spanish here. One of the homes was located in Antigua, according to this article.

House in Antigua Guatemala

Abandoned house? Not yet, since the electric meter is still in place.

It’s not my intention from discouraging you from buying property in Guatemala. In fact, there are a lot of deals to be had, as long as you do your due diligence and hire a competent attorney. And be especially wary of fast-talking expats offering you the sweetest of deals. Chances are they’ve already sold that same deal on the same exact property more than once.

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Is Guatemala Safe? What Some Guatemalans Think About Safety and Rights

***The following is an article about safety living in Antigua Guatemala.

If you’re planning on traveling here, also check out this article about Antigua Guatemala safety (new window).***

How would you respond if you were living in a foreign country and heard that thieves broke into a nearby house, poisoned all the neighbor’s dogs, all to steal the clothes in their closet?

Or what if thieves strolled into your “secure” gated condo in their vehicle, in broad daylight, and forced their way into three empty homes, calmly taking any belongings they liked? All while the “security guard,” pleading ignorance because he was at the corner grocery store drinking Coke and munching on Tortrix (the cultural equivalent of potato chips in Guatemala), happened to be away at the exact time window the robbery happened?

I’m not on edge, but recent events in our neighborhood have made me think about security in Guatemala… again. Try as I might, it seems one can’t get away from the topic. But how do Guatemalans view this issue? What’s their reaction to crime?

I got a glimpse of it during the neighborhood meeting that ensued after a rash of robberies put our sleepy gated condo on edge. And coming from a law enforcement background and who’s well aware of the Bill of Rights in the US, their response surprised me a bit. But first some background:

How Guatemalans View the Safety Issue

I often get questions about Antigua Guatemala’s safety, which I’ve written about in the past (click to open a new window). It’s my view that how secure or insecure you feel here will come down to what your background is and how accustomed you are to being mindful of your surroundings – aka your “street smarts.”

Having lived up and down the East Coast in the US, I can tell you it’s a lot different to live in Passaic, New Jersey (478 out of 490, one of the worst cities in NJ when it comes to crime) than it is to live in the sleepy suburb of Middleton, Massachusetts, where the crime rate is two-thirds lower than the national average.

Safety in Guatemala

Having bars on every window seem to be a must in Guatemala

Is Guatemala Safe?

But… what do Guatemalans think about security in their country? It turns out it’s very much in their mind.

Ask any Guatemalan if they, or a close family member, has been a victim of a crime. Invariably, they’ll rattle off some brushes they’ve experienced with crime, some probably recent. Heck, I’m still ticked off that my new bicycle was stolen in broad daylight.

In a survey published by Guatemalan newspaper Prensa Libre (click for infographic – in Spanish) 52% of Guatemalans decried “lack of security” as their primary concern, 35% cited economic concerns (high cost of living, unemployment, extreme poverty, and low salaries), while corruption came at a very low 3%. How does this impact the average tourist or future expat in Guatemala? It depends.

Much of the crime in Guatemala happens in its capital, Guatemala City. For the most part, the government does a good job of protecting tourists. Now, this doesn’t mean visitors are immune from crime. Petty theft and violent crime do happen, even in and around Antigua – especially if you don’t heed the advice that would apply anywhere else in the world, like:

  • “Don’t get drunk and wander into dark alleys late at night.”
  • “Don’t flash cash or expensive equipment around people you don’t know.”
  • “Be careful walking about in remote wooded areas on your own without a machete-wielding guide.”

Don’t make yourself a target and you’ll be okay and have a splendid time here.

But what about expat life? Those of us who have settled here? How do we protect ourselves? That’s an uncomfortable question I’m often forced to ask myself.

How Guatemalans Go About Protecting Themselves

After last week’s neighborhood robbery, it seems residents had had enough. A big meeting was called for last Sunday evening. I usually tend to skip those, but had I known things were going to get that interesting; I would’ve attended.

Here are the most important points that were made in the meeting, according to the wife, who was present, and my observations:

1. No private security company would be hired.

It seems that nobody in Guatemala fully trusts the people they’re paying money to protect them. Whenever something like this happens, the first people suspected are the security guards. After all, they know who is in or out and what their schedule looks like. In our condo’s case, the gatekeeper – the one who conveniently vanished right as the crimes were happening – was fired on the spot. He wasn’t arrested because Police lacked proof he was involved, but he had to be gone. (I later found out the man who did odd jobs around the condo was the culprit – he scoped out houses and passed along the info to accomplices).

The security detail for our community are local guys – we often run into them outside the condo when they’re off duty. We ran into the same guy who was fired just a couple of days before – he sat behind us on the chicken bus. Yeah, it’s going to be awkward if we run into him again.

Now, what about a professional outfit, like bulletproof vest wearing, quasi-military companies like Grupo Golan? According to the neighbors, they’re even worse. Because these are professional guys, they’re more likely to dabble in extortion plots and kidnapping, they argued. I don’t know the likelihood of a private security guard going rogue, but I did find one such case regarding extortion by one of their agents (article in Spanish). Police Officers here are routinely involved in extortion plots, so why would private companies be different?

“Coincidentally,” someone from Golan had just happened to drop a bunch of leaflets offering their services a week before the incident happened, something that I had never seen before. What are the odds the two events being wholly and entirely unrelated? It certainly didn’t go unnoticed by the neighbors.

So basically, they’ll continue to underpay gatekeepers – less than minimum wage, which is illegal – and trust them with their homes when they’re away. Sounds like a brilliant plan :: eye roll::

2. More cameras will be installed.

A plan was hatched, and now neighbors are expected to pitch in Q200 per household by the end of the week to install additional cameras. Right, because the ones already at the gate worked so well.

In fact, there WERE cameras and monitors set up to watch over the gate. Unfortunately, they happened not to be working that morning. Such a shame, I know. That fired gatekeeper must have the worst luck in the world, be truly incompetent, or more likely, quite sneaky. Who will watch the watchers? No one thought to ask, apparently.

3. Random searches by a private investigator.

This one got my blood boiling and has me ready for a showdown at next Sunday’s meeting. So I’m supposed to allow a private investigator, a total stranger of the HOAs choosing, to come into my house and look through my stuff? How would they even know what’s mine and what isn’t? Of course, the consensus at the meeting seemed to be “Hey, if you’ve got nothing to hide, you’ve got nothing to worry about, right?” And unbelievably, people appeared to be OK with this!

“Over my dead body will they come and root around my house,” I said to the wife when she told me this.

“But if you don’t, that’ll cause more trouble!” she said.

“What kind of trouble? Don’t they need a court order to search a house?” I replied.

“They can call Police and get us in trouble. It’s not like it’ll be your DPI (Guatemalan ID Card) that will be on file!” She was becoming agitated.

“On file for what? On what grounds??? What charges???” I countered.

And on and on it went. I was thisclose to sleeping on the sofa after that one.

Afterward, I went on a searching spree online. Does there a exist a Guatemalan Bill of Rights? More specifically, I wanted to know if  there was something in the law here like the Fourth Amendment in the US, which states:

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

It turns out there is! Article 23 of the Guatemalan Constitution reads as follows:

“Article 23 -. Inviolability of the home. The property is inviolable. No one can enter another person’s home without permission of the occupant, except from the competent judge in the matter of diligence and never specified before six or eighteen hours after order. Such diligence is always conducted with the person concerned or his authorized representative.”

Unless there’s a court order, issued by a judge, not even an owner can enter a renter’s property without the renter’s consent – as long as the renter has a signed contract and is in good standing. Something to keep in your back pocket in case you run into a meddlesome landlord.

Of course, the subject of weapons in the home was discussed and pros and cons, as well as the finer points of “self-defense” law. This is something I’m now kicking myself for having missed.

So, What Do We Do?

Right now, we’re watching and waiting. Fortunately, one of us is home most of the time, so it would be hard for someone to sneak into our home. We’ll probably end up moving before year’s end anyway. We’ve been here for about a year and a half without incident, but it feels like it’ll only be a matter of time the longer we stay.

For one, I’m now very aware why there’s a need for bars on windows – fire hazard be damned – on even the poshest of residential neighbors. And if you think this doesn’t happen in better communities in Antigua, think again. Coincidentally, a friend had told me about a similar rash of robberies in a popular expat neighborhood inside Antigua proper (name withheld).

It’s not all sunshine and roses in “the land of eternal spring.” Make safety a priority if moving to Antigua Guatemala.

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